Comments: Worst. Sex. Ever.

Our wedding reception ended on a Saturday at 11pm, we headed to a local bar with friends and stayed there till it closed at 2am. Then we headed home, packed our bags for the honeymoon, and by the time we headed back to the hotel to sleep, it was 5am.

Our international flight (3 hour check-in) for our honeymoon left at 10am. We took one look at each other (me still in wedding dress...), shrugged, and got 2 hours of sleep.

As newlyweds, we didn't have sex till the third day.

Posted by Clare at May 25, 2005 11:19 PM

We did, but it was much more textbook than story book. A friend was joking at the reception that something like 30% of all brides and grooms don't do it on their wedding night, and he urged us not to be among the 30%. I think that is mostly why we did it at all, so we could say we weren't part of the 30%. We did have a nice bubble bath before, and that was really romantic.

Posted by Cris at May 26, 2005 09:52 AM

Having sex on one's wedding night seems right up there with all the other wedding conventions that make no sense, like throwing garter belts and giving favors. I was up early, super stressed all day doing my bridal things with Mom, went through the most emotional and meaningful day of my entire life, and I'm supposed to suddenly have romantic feelings left over? Not me, and though we tried, it was not meant to be. I think my husband was also worn out. My memory of that evening was being very hungry and finding out the room service in the hotel had already ended, and sitting naked on the bed eating a can of Pringles I had fished out of the mini bar. My husband fell asleep pretty early and I was so wired I couldn't sleep until hours later. We didn't consummate things for 3-4 days later and that was just fine with us. And I think we have one of the healthiest marriages of all my friends. Maybe one shouldn't have sex on their wedding night -- let's start that rumor!

Posted by Samara at May 26, 2005 01:46 PM

I'm not married, but good friends of ours got married last summer. When the bride and groom got back to the Presidential Suite at the 5-Star hotel where they were staying after the reception, the bride proceeded to have a complete emotional breakdown that culminated with her sitting in the jacuzzi-sized bathtub -- still wearing her gown -- bawling for hours. The enormity of what she had just gone through hit her and, while she wasn't unhappy with what she had done, she was overwhelmed with the idea of being married, living far away from family, and having crossed a 'no going back now' place in life. The groom was incredibly sensitive and understanding, and sat by her side (on the edge of the tub), holding her hand and stroking her hair. Needless to say, that was the extent of the romantic interludes that night.

Posted by JB at May 26, 2005 08:36 PM

With all this tiredness and lack of romance and the huge costs involved (house downpayment worth), how many people just opt out? Is it really worth it? Me, I think I'd go on the honeymoon after a small, very small, ceremony and come back to the house I got with the money I saved.

Seriously, how many of you would do it over differently now that it is over?

Posted by ellison at May 27, 2005 07:33 AM

wouldn't do it differently in a million years. but that might have something to do with how we did it: small wedding (by some standards), small budget, and the opportunity to be surrounded by friends and family to celebrate.

wedding was in the afternoon with a brunch. after the wedding we jumped in the river with all of our friends and then went out for burgers at a roadside joint (think dairy queen) and then to a bar where we sat outside and got to spend quality time with old friends.

no complaints. no sex. but no complaints!

jamie
new york, ny

Posted by jamie beth at May 27, 2005 02:28 PM

We didn't get back to the hotel until 2:30am. We were exhausted, but wanted to use the room's jacuzzi bath, but instead of increasing the romance, all it did was make us more drowsy. Funny, we were already naked, but still didn't have the energy for anything. :)

Emily and Marc
Michigan

Posted by E from Michigan at May 31, 2005 09:03 PM

We got back to our room and crawled into bed to eat the chocolate-covered strawberries and sparkling cider the hotel left us. We started to have sex, but then my husband realized he had too much to drink to really finish anything. So we went to bed. We did have sex when we got up in the morning before we went to see people off and catch our own flight.

The funny part is my husband kept track of just how often we had sex on our honeymoon and compared it the previous six years of living together. He got a little paranoid that we weren't up to the same schedule. I reassured him that we were spending so much time sightseeing and walking around San Francisco, no wonder all we wanted to do when we got back to our hotel room was collapse on the bed and watch tv.

Lara Amber
Denver

Posted by LaraAmber at May 31, 2005 09:36 PM

Well...we had sex. And what's more, it was good. Not earthshaking, best-sex-ever sex, but just. good. sex.

Posted by David. (Macon GA) at June 1, 2005 12:23 PM

Rose and I discussed this question, and we honestly can not remember whether we had sex on our wedding night or not. Our best guess: we probably did, but it would have been, you know, at an appropriate energy level for two very very tired people. But still nice.

Posted by Francis at June 1, 2005 12:54 PM

I'm sure it would have been better with Levitra, though.

Posted by Francis at June 5, 2005 03:47 PM