>>There was wine, beer and sparkling water for the kids.<<
As I recall, there was wine, beer and sparkling water for the adults, too.
Plus you have to be careful what you say now that all of the relatives know about Planet Gordon....cantankerous is good, though. it keeps you on your toes.
Sorry. After all, I were an English major.
I'll be happy to take the extra desserts off your hands.
Saw the photo of your "first capital E 'Event' of (your) engagement." Will your mom adopt me? I just got engaged; the wedding is in June 2004. Lots of time for her to cook, cook, cook!