Very good observations! Though, should another be added regarding their famous bodily attributes: Liz's violet eyes, J.Lo's bum??
Damn funny. Rest of the site is great too.
I'm tellin' you! Maybe she is trying to clone her image to Liz's like Brittany is desperately trying to become Madona.
dude, when are you going to be hired as a writer for letterman?
I just remembered this one...
Another Liz Taylor nickname? "La Liz." Another J. Lo nickname? "La Lopez."
When Jen married Ojai Noa is NO way did she marry someone beneath her class. Hey she's a lower-middle class chick from the some block in New York.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, except she was not a Princess with a high-falutin background nor a New York debutante.
Let's not reinvent her past.
oh come on. it's all in good fun.
this site is so funny. i forwarded a lot of stuff to my fiance and bought him a tshirt.