April 16, 2008

Pope Defects to United States

After landing at Andrews Air Force Base, Pope Benedict XVI immediately sequestered himself in the White House, and is refusing to emerge until the United States grants him political asylum. "I want to live in a country that values freedom of expression and religion," said His Holiness, adding, "God bless America."

Posted by Doug at April 16, 2008 11:32 AM