March 27, 2006

Obligatory Snakes on a Plane Post

The movie isn't even out yet and already the tie-ins have begun. Francis has created Snakes on a Sudoku, which wouldn't be out of place on the side of a McDonald's Happy Meal box.

What's so great about all this Snakes on a Plane is that the blogobuzz practically guarantees a strong opening weekend for the movie. The audience will not only be made up of the usual people who see crap like this, but also a huge amount of hipsters who will view their very participation in the movie experience so, like, ironic. "Yeah I paid to see it, but only so I could make fun of it."

And with such a big opening anticipated, look for sequel upon sequel: Snakes on a Bus (if the bus drops below 50 miles per hour a box of deadly snakes will be released among the passengers), Snakes on a Cruise Ship, Snakes on Air Force One, etc. The possibilities are endless!

Posted by Doug at March 27, 2006 07:47 PM