December 30, 2005

SJF iso SJD (Single Jewish Dolphin)

It could be a joke report, but judge for yourself.

An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

My favorite quote of the article: "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert." (In case you're wondering, it wasn't the dolphin who said that.)

If it is true, the jokes write themselves:

- The bride's previous marriage, to TV star Flipper, ended in divorce.
- In addition to a pre-wedding bloodtest, the groom had to be tested for mercury contamination.
- The bride wore dolphin-safe fishnet stockings.
- On their wedding night, they did it in the fishionary position.

Hi-o! I'm here all week.

Posted by Doug at December 30, 2005 08:15 AM

I guess the conservatives don't have to worry about gays ruining marriage. They should worry about idiots.

Posted by: j at December 30, 2005 11:07 AM