October 12, 2005

Rejected

I submitted this list (with some differences) to McSweeneys, but it was rejected. Enjoy.

Names that Sound like Star Wars Bounty Hunters
but are Actually the Names of Popular Hosts on
National Public Radio and its Affiliates

Soterios Johnson
Tess Vigeland
Korva Coleman
Zorba Paster
Kai Ryssdal

Posted by Doug at October 12, 2005 01:19 PM
Comments

Pretty good. It's a shame they didn't take it.

Posted by: Tracie at October 12, 2005 02:13 PM

Heh. I always thought it was Satyrious...

Posted by: Luisa at October 13, 2005 12:36 PM