Head for your fallout shelters and seal the doors. It will be the only way to avoid a Michael Jackson-deprived media's obsession with Tom and Katie's engagement.
Here's the best part of the report from E! Online:
Cruise said that no wedding date had been set."We haven't discussed that--one step at a time," he said. "Let's see. We're not sure."
Yes, Tom. After getting engaged following a two-month relationship, it's always a good idea to take things one step at a time.
I'm not a fan of Lizzie Grubman, but her comments on this make sense.
Posted by: Ellen at June 18, 2005 06:25 PMA friend heard this on her local radio show:
_She wrote__
I heard this on the radio, coming to work this morning:
Sally, age 23, who is unemployed, has spent the last 6 months or so of her life, planning her dream wedding. She's getting married on July 9th.
The bridesmaids were all fitted for the dresses 3 to 4 months ago. Last week, she heard from one of the bridesmaid's who lives in Florida. She said she would need her dress refitted, as she'd gained some weight. "How much weight?" asked the bride. The bridesmaid said, "Oh, about 60 lbs."
The Deejay asked "Is she pregnant?" and Sally said that the girl didn't say. What Sally (bridezilla) is asking is, how does she nicely ask the girl to drop out of the wedding?
What she said was (ON THE RADIO!) that she did not want this girl, looking like a cow, with her fat rolling all over to go walking down the aisle and ruin her wedding. The girl is a petite 5'2", so she has to look terrible. She said she had planned her dream wedding and picked everyone just so it would look great, and just can't let this girl ruin her dream.
I never knew anyone was quite that shallow.
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Do people become crazy when planning weddings?