I'm not sure how amused most couples would be if their friends did this to them, but who am I to judge? From Craigslist:
I am looking for a few (possibly 3-5) large men to dress up as pirates and ride motorcycles through my friend's wedding. He is having it at some vinyard upstate, so you can come from different directions (i.e. through the rows of grape plants). I'd be willing to pay extra if you could outfit your motorcycle in some sort of pirate ship theme (eg. mast, plank, cannons, wooden pirate ship shell, etc).This is in late July. I'm not sure what the going rate for something like this is, so hit me with your best offer.
Note that you must have your own pirate costumes and bikes but I can probably help with eyepatches. Wooden legs a plus.
Just one question comes to mind, although you might have a million. If you already have a pirate costume, wouldn't you probably also already have an eyepatch, and therefore not need any help from this guy in finding one?
Via Gawker.
Posted by Doug at June 15, 2005 04:00 PM