February 01, 2005

After the Love Has Gone

Problems in your marriage? You could try therapy, or you could try a reality show! Guess which one comes with a fashion makeover?

HAS YOUR HUSBAND CHANGED SINCE YOU MARRIED? -- Appear on Lifetime!

Sometimes it takes years, sometimes just a matter of hours, but sooner or later - after he has washed the confetti out of his hair - most married men give up being the charming, caring and romantic individuals they were while courting, and become grumpy, lazy and thoughtless. But they don't have to stay that way - with a little training we can get them back into tiptop romantic shape. We'll get your husband to show you just how much he still cares!

A little training, huh? If this show involves choke collars, tasers and Snausages, it might be too hot for Lifetime. And if your new husband becomes lazy and thoughtless within hours of your wedding, please apply for Lifetime's other reality show, Worst Honeymoon Ever.

Via Gawker.

Posted by Doug at February 1, 2005 04:48 PM
Comments

Water. All over the keyboard.

Posted by: ChgoRed at February 1, 2005 04:55 PM

Or, maybe it just comes back with a lot of tlc and letting your guy know what you want. 38 beautiful roses!!! Wow, I don't think he was that romantic ever before, but it sure felt good.
MOB

Posted by: MOB at February 2, 2005 09:16 AM

Too funny, man.

Posted by: Steve at February 2, 2005 10:56 AM