As a former single person, I know how hard it can be to meet people in the big city. For you single guys looking for help - or at least a quick hook up with women of questionable ethics and priorities - why not try fake ATM receipts showing a huge available balance?
From the website's description:
Pick up women or men quickly at bars, dances, social events. After you write your number on this receipt (conveniently folded in your wallet), hand it to the member of opposite sex and watch how fast they call you! When she sees the SIZE of your bank balance, she'll be digging YOUR "gold" in no time! Even has the typical black bars on back of the receipt for added authenticity!
What's funny to me is the effort made in the product description to be gender neutral in the first two sentences before the "who-are-we-kidding" nature of the third.Posted by Doug at January 5, 2005 11:53 AM