January 05, 2005

L Was More Impressed By the Size of My CD Collection

As a former single person, I know how hard it can be to meet people in the big city. For you single guys looking for help - or at least a quick hook up with women of questionable ethics and priorities - why not try fake ATM receipts showing a huge available balance?


From the website's description:

Pick up women or men quickly at bars, dances, social events. After you write your number on this receipt (conveniently folded in your wallet), hand it to the member of opposite sex and watch how fast they call you! When she sees the SIZE of your bank balance, she'll be digging YOUR "gold" in no time! Even has the typical black bars on back of the receipt for added authenticity!

What's funny to me is the effort made in the product description to be gender neutral in the first two sentences before the "who-are-we-kidding" nature of the third.

Posted by Doug at January 5, 2005 11:53 AM

This is hilarious, but what does it have to do with poker?

Posted by: Francis at January 24, 2005 04:18 PM