For further proof that the wedding industry views men as complete morons, I present you with this email from your friends at WeddingChannel.com:
What to do and when to do it
Buying the ring she'll love.
Tips on finding the ring of her dreams.
Learn about credit.
(6-12 months ahead)
Discover how to make your credit work for you in the future.
Prepare to pack.
(3-6 months ahead)
Learn about luggage, then find it in our shopping section.
Select your vows.
(0-3 months ahead)
Find the vows that are right for you.
I'm a fairly organized person and typically complete tasks on or before schedule. But do I really need three to six months to pack? More specifically, do I need the better part of a year to psych myself up for packing?
And since when is a basic knowlege of luggage a requirement for even visiting a website? Remember: first you have to learn about luggage and then - and only then - can you visit the online shopping section. Sorry, guys. Don't know the difference between a tote and an overnight bag? WeddingChannel.com doesn't want your kind.Posted by The Groom at January 19, 2004 07:20 PM