With the exception of Vermont, Hawaii and, coming soon, Massachusetts, homosexuals in loving and committed relationships don't have a legal right to get married. But if you're a marginally-talented, navel-baring pop chanteuse, you can tie the knot at a Las Vegas wedding chapel at 5:30 in the morning and move to have the whole thing annulled later that day.
Britney Spears rang in 2004 doing her part to preserve the sanctity of marriage, saying "I do" to a childhood friend who she's, like, really close with. The bride wore torn jeans and a baseball cap - hopefully not one of those horrible Von Dutch trucker hats - and was escorted down the aisle by her limo driver.
The wedding was not announced in the Sunday Styles section of The New York Times.
Posted by The Groom at January 5, 2004 08:31 AM